This is not England. We don’t drive on the left side of the road. Although this seems self-evident, there seems to be a little cultural confusion happening in our hallways.
This is America. We drive on the right side of the road; therefore people should walk on the right side of the hallways. This isn’t exactly rocket science.
The amount of traffic jams in the hallways is ridiculous and unnecessary, but easily avoidable. Here are our top tips for being a functional hallway commuter:
1. Use your common sense. As we mentioned earlier, we drive on the right side of the road. Stick to the right side of the hallway when walking. It is unnecessary to walk in a line taking up the entire hallways or staircase, without making room for other commuters going the opposite way. We get it, you have friends. God forbid they leave your side for a mere six minutes. If someone is trying to walk in your pathway, someone has to move. Be the bigger person. Just move out of the way.
2. Keep your hands to yourself. Passing periods take up only 36 minutes of your 24 hour day. Is it really necessary to spend every waking minute all over your significant other? For those of you who aren’t sure, the answer is NO. Although you might be very happy with your relationship, no one else wants to see it so graphically displayed every time they go to their next class. Holding hands is fine, as long as it doesn’t inhibit your ability to walk. Speaking of keeping hands to yourself, don’t shove underclassmen either. That’s rude. They’re littler than you.
3. Learn to love the wall. There is no reason to take up half the hallway to chat up your friends. Just stand near the lockers, and nobody will get hurt.
4. Don’t stop traffic. Really. We have places to be.
5. When in doubt, treat others the way you would want to be treated in the hallway (or anywhere). The world will be a happier, more peaceful place.
If the students of MHS can learn to follow these few simple rules, the hallways will be a place of harmony rather than a jungle. We applaud those of you who already possess common hallway courtesy.